No tinsel. No presents. No fireworks.
Just dogs. . .

 

That's The Dogs

 

More dogs soon. Check back as we type our little fingers to the bone loading new dogs -- oh, and if you sent us your dog[s]? Stay frosty. We're getting there. We promise.

Meanwhile, if your dog hates bush and wants to appear on dogshatebush.com, email your dog to mydogsohatesbush@dogshatebush.com.

Try to be sane about this though, minimize that outside candid shot okay? Too large photo files will just be nixed the end we cannot help that [that means any email larger than 1 mb and we do not like those either] we are web savvy and won't do oversized submissions.

Please send photos as attachments. Do not embed them in email.

By submitting a photo, you swear on a stack of bibles that dog in the photo is your dog or a friend dog you have permission to submit.

When you send a dog in, tell us the dog's name. We do not put up nameless dogs.

NO DEAD DOGS. If we get one more photo with a note about a dead dog we are going to slit our wrists here do not do that the end.

Hey thanks for visiting, we will see you at the polls.

And --

:::send us your [alive so they can vote] dogs:::

Love and Kisses,

The Dogs

[editor's note: we change file size, lay out, cropping, and|or quotes to make this stuff work, at our discretion -- don't get too excited about that, we want your dog to look good too -- love and kisses, the dogs]

 

::: my dog hates bush::: | :::my dog loves bush:::

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